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Come on Kamado! Let's have another newsletter already! You need to announce your phoney Christmas sale, don't you? Your last newsletter with that insane graph proved immensely amusing to all of your friends here at the Kamado Fraud Forum. Can't you come up with some more of your drunken ramblings that you scribbled on a napkin or something? Perhaps you could include some photos of you stealing the Nam Sang? Or better yet, why not include some photos of your competitor's facilities and claim they are yours? How about some photos of your imaginary charcoal production facility? Come on dude! It's getting boring over here just watching all the posts from your kustomers who can't get you to answer your phone or your emails.

Oh, by the way, with the economy getting tough, are you going to have to lay off your pretend customer service rep, Tony? Or have you done so already? We haven't seen "Tony" post in a long time. Did you forget "Tony's" password, RJ?

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R.J.'s Twin: We are pleased to announce our annual Christmas sale for 2008. As many of our Fanboy's already know we are looking to purchase a new state of the art building. We will be moving our operation from Indonesia or wherever it's at to Arizona. Where we are currently having our team of architects draw up the plans. This building will have it's own service center, Kustomer pickup facility, a restaurant (Kamado of course) with Bar, Showroom and Spa. We will begin selling stock in the new facility very soon. Here's your chance to get in on the ground floor. We will be introducing a special investors package as well. We are so excited as I am sure you are. Yes things will be different in 2009 so please bare with us. We are aware that many of you are anxious to place orders and we look forward to taking you I mean them when we return from our Arizona meeting with our real estate team. By the way we have a kompany jet in our sites that we are hoping Santa will finance. Just think you might be kicking your kamado and see our family flying over you with our new logo on it. We really don't expect the economic slowdown to have an effect on us. Tony has been scouring the planet in search of new exotic charcoal that we will also be manufacturing at the new headquarters. I must not forget to remind you that our partnership with Rutland is also on the fast track. Shhh! Keep this to yourselves but the latest news is the Kamadettes are also in talks with some heavy hitters planning a new reality show. More on that as we learn more. Merry Christmas to you and your's from the POS Kamado Family.

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I hear that if you buy 5,000 shares of stock, you'll get a complimentary #9 cooker. Well, as soon as he gets all the money. And pays all his debts. And well maybe after he sets up his new personal living quarters in Costa Rica, and moves the family down, and if anything is left, it will go straight into their new facility in Arizona. Sheeeeeeyit.......