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Gerard



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:01 pm    

I'm predicting a sh*tstorm.
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The NakedWhiz has reviewed the latest batch of charcoal.

But all speculation aside, we have to give this charcoal a rating based upon its performance which was extremely poor compared to everything else we have tested. With a burn time near the bottom of the list and the ash production an all-time high, this charcoal gets a 3.5.

http://www.nakedwhiz.com/lumpdatabase/lumpbag62.htm

I think our membership is about to swell.
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curly



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PostPosted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 5:20 pm    

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Not the Koal man...that's all he had going for him. Oh well, he's a crook so he's formed bricketts to look like extruded and trying to get rich, who would have ever thunk Embarassed
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:16 am    

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Yet another opportunity Richard has given his competition Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:21 am    

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Last time I heard he was purchasing from Thailand, then suddently he is now buying from Indonesia? What a poor indonesian. Who's next? all these suppliers will not get paid! Guaranteed!
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Gerard



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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:53 am    

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Santana wrote:
Last time I heard he was purchasing from Thailand, then suddently he is now buying from Indonesia? What a poor indonesian. Who's next? all these suppliers will not get paid! Guaranteed!


From the Whiz's review, it sounds like it's not worth paying for.

Not advocating that he not pay. Just couldn't resist the quip.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 7:26 am    

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Santana wrote:
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Who's next?


I'm guessing it will be Richard stung by Topo! Shocked Laughing Let the fleece begin.. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:37 am    

Wow
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That's one scary review. So is all of the new batch from Indonesia or is it mixed Thai/Indo? I thought they said they were getting it from Thailand. Maybe I'm just getting lost in all the convolutions.

Confused

Oh look... how long will this post last?

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Change in Density of KEC ?

Author 9gs
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Post Number: 12
Registered: 8-2007

Posted on Tuesday, August 07, 2007 - 10:04 am:

There are reports from this REVIEW that the density (look at the pic in the link) and the burn time of the extruded KEC has gone down significantly...Can anyone who has been a long time user comment on this?


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curly



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:27 am    

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Ah oh Spanky Shocked
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:42 am    

Wow...
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...it shore is quiet over there...

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:18 am    

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That is just the sound of their legendary customer service. Shocked Very Happy

I guess you do not have to have that really long lasting clean burning charcoal to burn your customers.

The phrase that really stands out right know is how they don't make a profit on the charcoal.
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Gerard



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:37 pm    

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Admin wrote:
...it shore is quiet over there...

Rolling Eyes


They're having a quiet moment. Somethings are better kept out of the limelight. There's denial, scheming, spin-doctoring, and a whole lot of pillow-biting goin' on.

Maybe even some revelation.

A whole gamut of human activities best done in private.

Give 'em space, dammit.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:33 am    

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Gerard wrote:
Give 'em space, dammit.


Ok, ok.

I didn't know how much you cared. It's so touching.

Rolling Eyes
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The Spanker



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:36 am    

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Gerard wrote:


...There's denial, scheming, spin-doctoring....


Seriously, WTF??? Their best and brightest (I'm looking at you Piddles!) hasn't figured how to portray RJ as the noble victim yet?

I'm sorely disappointed.
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:09 am    

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I wonder when the usual defenders will trot out to start their defense. Maybe some of them have been stuck with a pallet of that stuff.

Then you have someone like Johnnyboy who got moldy koal to start with and then they replace it with this stuff. He's been screwed twice.

I'm sure Richard will find a use for all the koal he will be stuck with. Maybe he will crumble it up and add to his new 2008 formula. Shocked

Maybe they will rush to fill all the orders they have been ignoring. I believe when he sold the moldy lump he said he would refund the purchase price if the customer shipped it back at their own expense! Laughing Laughing
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curly



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:30 am    

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sam wrote:
...he would refund the purchase price if the customer shipped it back at their own expense! Laughing Laughing


What a joke...that's as much as the charcoal costs. Why doesn't he just let them show him a video of the charcoal burning in a bonfire or something. Rolling Eyes
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